Lyrics:

Get it together! See, I can't get it together
Now, so I suggest you do the same. Cheers
Hey, start once more
Alright, Steve! I would like to give all you punters a lovely
Christmas message, but I'm too bladdered to get it together
So I suggest... I suggest. See, I told you I couldn't get it
Together. I suggest you do the same. Cheers, happy Christmas
Well, that was nice
Well, go and pull your bud then, you plank. I'm saying you
He looks like he's on a quiz show
That's the man, yeah
He's in the box
He's started the tampers. He's started the tampers
Shall I go or what?
Yeah
Yeah?
Yeah
Eh... Here's my Christmas message to all you
Christmassy people. Hope you get lots of toys and
Eat lots of Christmas puds and Christmas turkey
Oh, you can't have that!
Why not? What do you want me to say? Hope
You choke on the tanner and the pudding?