Lyrics:

Well The Telephone Is Ringing,
is That My Mother On The Phone
telephone Is Ringing,
is That My Mother On The Phone
the Telephone Is Screaming,
won't She Leave Me Alone
the Telephone Is Ringing,
is That My Mother On The Phone

well Every Girl That I Go Out With
becomes My Mother In The End.
every Girl I Go Out With
becomes My Mother In The End.
well I Hear My Mother Calling,
but I Don't Need Her As A Friend.
well Every Girl I Go Out With
becomes My Mother In The End.

oh, Oh Mother
oh Mother Dear Please Listen
and Don't Devour Me.
oh Mother Dear Please Listen
don't Devour Me.
oh Women Please Have Mercy
let This Poor Boy Be.
oh Mother Dear Please Listen
and Don't Devour Me.
oh Mother......

well The Telephone Is Ringing
is That My Mother On The Phone
telephone Is Ringing
is That My Mother On The Phone

oh Mother