Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Well the minotaur's my butler, Cyclops my valet
A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire and a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne

[Chorus]
In the Land of the Dead
And heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead, I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And ya can't take that from me

[Verse 2]
Cerberus my lapdog is loyal as can be
My bed is made of skulls I'm in the lap of luxury
I got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi the Gorgons think it's cool
And a seven-headed hydra living in my swimming pool

[Chorus]
In the Land of the Dead
And heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead, I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And ya can't take that from me