Lyrics:

I Have A Trainset And A Garage Full Of Cars
and A Soldier With A Gun
my Mother Says I Should Have More Responsibility
as I'm Nearly 31

i Have A Plane, I Have A Crane
that Can Lift Up All My Trains And All My Cars
i Have A Boat That Doesn't Float
but A Big Machine That Takes Me To The Stars

but My Mother Says I Should Get A Job
or My Father She Will Tell
she Says 16 Years Is A Long Enough Rest
though I Say That I'm Not Well

i Have A Trainset And A Garage Full Of Cars
and A Soldier With A Gun
my Mother Says She'll Break Up All My Toys And All My Games
and She'll Say I'm Not Her Son

but Your Mother Says You Should Get A Job
or Your Father She Will Tell
she Says 16 Years Is A Long Enough Rest
though You Say That You're Not Well

i Had A Plane, I Had A Crane
that Could Lift Up All My Trains And All My Cars
i Had A Boat That Couldn't Float
so My Machine And Me Are Going To The Stars