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Radio: Radio Four, with the news at 1 o'clock this Thursday lunchtime. The Prime Minister, speaking a few minutes ago in the House of Commons, has warned that the international situation is deteriorating rapidly and that war could break out at any time in the next two or three days.

Jim Bloggs: This is it! This is really it!

Hilda Bloggs: I shouldn't worry too much, it'll probably all blow over.