Lyrics:

A son who is cursed with a harridan mother Or a weak simpering father at best Is raised to play out the timeless classical motives Of filial love and incest How does he Speak to a How does he speak to the prettiest girl How does he Talk to her What does he say for an opening line What does he say if he's shy What do you do with your pragmatic passions With your classically neurotic style How do you deal with your vague self-comprehensions What do you do when you lie How do you Speak to a How do you speak to the prettiest girl How do you speak to her How do you dance on the head of a pin When you're on the outside looking in How do you Speak to a How do you speak to the prettiest girl How do you Speak to a How do you speak to the prettiest girl You just say - Hello, hello, hello Baby (Reed, Fonfara)