Lyrics:

Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today

Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay

Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today

Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's knocking
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so I guess I'm walking
Everything sucks today

Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend's moving in this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay

Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today


Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay

Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today