Lyrics:

Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today

Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today (repeat 2x)

Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's
Knockin'
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so I guess I'm walkin
Everything sucks today

Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend's movin in this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today (3x)

Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything sucks today (3x