If they could see me now That little gang of mine I'm eating fancy chow And drinking fancy wine I'd like those stumblebums To see for a fact The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums I attract All I can say is 'Wow,'' Hey, look at where I am Tonight I landed, pow! Right in a pot of jam What a setup! Holy cow! They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now
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If they could see me now My little dusty group Traipsing around this Million-dollar chicken coop I'd hear those thrift-shop cats Say 'Brother, get her! Laid on a bed spread made from Three kinds of fur!' All I can say is 'Wow' Wait till the riff and raff See just exactly how He'd sign his autograph What a build-up! Holy cow! They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now
If they could see me now Alone with Mister V Who's waiting on me Like he was a maitre d' I'd hear my buddies sayin' 'Crazy what gives? Tonight she's livin' Like the other half lives!' To think the highest brow Which I must say is he Should pick the lowest brow Which there's no doubt is me What a step up! Holy cow! They'd never believe it They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now