How young are you? How old am I? Let's count the rings Around my eye
How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count any Of my advice
[Chorus] Oh, meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime Now I don't care, meet me tonight If you will dare, I might dare
Call me on Thursday, if you will Or call me on Wednesday, better still Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be the winner Fingernails and cigarettes, a lousy dinner Young, are you?
Come on! [Chorus] (x2)
How young are you? How old am I? Let's count the rings Around my eyes
How smart are you? How smart are you?! How dumb am I?