Lyrics:

The Aussie rockers' single funniest tune (in a career full of them!) Bon Scott sings about higher class parties, or lower waist appendages, given “balls” applies for both.
Well, I'm upper, upper-class, high-society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, dirty big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls
We've got big balls, dirty big balls
He's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (We've got big balls)
(Dirty big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun
(And he's got big balls) Seafood cocktail (She's got big balls), crabs
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Crayfish

Oh, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers
Bollocks, knackers, oh—