Lyrics:

Bustelo -- Marlboro
Banana by the bunch
A box of Cap'n Crunch will taste so good

And firewood

Must be Santa Claus

Hold your applause

Collins!

Playing Anne Frank with your landlord?
Better have some Stoli

Oh holy night
You struck gold at MIT?

They expelled me for my theory of Actual Reality
Which I now impart
To the couch potatoes at New York University
Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve
Whose music is the purest on the bow'ry, I believe
A true member of the Alphabet City avant-garde
Angel Dumott Schunard!

Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me
Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me

And you should hear her beat!

You earned this on the street?

It was my lucky day today
On Avenue A
When a lady in a limousine
Drove my way
She said, 'Darling be a dear
I haven't slept in a year
I need your help
To make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear'
'This akita, Evita, just won't shut up
I believe if you play non-stop that pup
Will breathe its very last
High-strung breath
I'm certain that cur
Will bark itself to death

Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me
Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me
We agreed on a fee
A $1,000 guarantee
Tax-free
And a bonus
If I trim her tree
Now who could foretell
That it would go so well
But sure as I am here
That dog is now in doggy hell
After an hour
Evita in all her glory
On the window ledge
Of that 23rd story
Like Thelma & Louise did
0When they got the blues
Swan dove into
The courtyard of the Gracie Mews
Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me
Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me
I said, today 4 U
Tomorrow for me

Today 4 U
Tomorrow for me