Lyrics:

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, 'Would you please be mine.'
I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA!
She opened them up and said, 'You're trying to make me fat.'

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and I let her drive it
YEA! She opened the door and said, 'Oh bother, this is red.'
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said, 'I can't believe you're so stupid.'

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

And I, I just want her to look at me....yup
I, just want her to talk to me....yea!

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh, oh!