Lyrics:

Well I was alone and I needed a date
I was taking a walk passed the cemetery gate
When I saw a sign it said
'For a a good time take a left down by tombstone #8.'
Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peaking out of the cemetery
I took a step into the tomb of ill repute
Thats where i met her: The Zombie Prostitute

I cupped her left breast but im pretty sure I tore it
I'd sit her down but she didn't have the stomach for it
Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot
But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute!
Well i was tense it was plain to see
A sort of rigga-mortis was coming over me
I didn't want to see it but i just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me

Morally i'm destitute
In the Tomb of ill Repute
She's a rotton kind of cute
For a Zombie Prostitute

Now I'm falling apart from my head down to my toes
I dont know which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleeze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know now im a Zombie Jiggalo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk passed the cemetary gate
I got under her slip
But then i heard a rip
I pulled it out and i said...
'Baby keep the tip!'

Morally i'm destitute
In the Tomb of Il Repute
She's a rotten kind of cute
For a Zombie Prostitute