Lyrics:

Everyone's dancing and dining, romancing
The Scotman's arrived everything's okay
Making his music and drinking he can't quit
Pays no attention to what they say
I don't know what he means to be

Keeping in standing while folks are demanding
A small contribution of what he's got
Pulls out his magic bag, knowing things are a drag
Whips out a tune he is getting hot
Oh, if you could see what I mean

Scotsman is here and with evidence clear
And it's not surprising the things he does
Now that he's near with his bottle of cheer
No one will ever care what he was
Oh, if you could see what I mean