Lyrics:

I've got nothing, just a table and two chairs
But they're beautiful, and I just stand and stare
Time and space intertwined
Elegance, simple lines
Scandinavian design
I've got nothing, just a table and two chairs
But I know that everything I need is there
Every line, every shape
Sculptural, no escape
It's Scandinavian design
Sometimes she comes over, I think I know why
Says the sky has bored her, what's wrong with the sky
Who am I to turn her out
All that she thinks about
Is Scandinavian design

She stayed over and we slept on wooden floors
She gets up at eight and tiptoes to the door
She turns 'round, subtle wave
Hums a tune by Sam and Dave
Scandinavian design
Every line, every shape
Sculptural, no escape
Scandinavian design

I've got nothing, just a table and two chairs
But they're beautiful, and I just stand and stare
Time and space are intertwined
I can see this defined
Scandinavian design
Most times she won't come, but I don't really mind
Has a job to do as some guy's concubine
Chandeliers, bric-a-brac
I know that she'll be back
Scandinavian design
Every line, every shape
Sculptural, no escape
Scandinavian design

Time and space intertwined
Elegance, simple lines
Scandinavian design