Lyrics:

[Chorus 1]
It's hard being a man
Living in a garbage pail
My landlady call me up
She tried to hit me with a mop

[Chorus 2]
I can't stand it anymore more [3x]
But if Shelly would just come back
It'd be alright
But if Shelly would just come back
It'd be alright

[Verse]
I live with thirteen dead cats
A purple who hear spats
They're all living in a hall
And I can't stand it anymore

[Chorus 2]

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2]

[Outro]
Be allright, be allright....