Lyrics:

She bought herself a diamond ring Before the evening show A ninety dollar bracelet On daddy's visa gold Short black skirts on warm days With her black socks to her knees Now she's wearing corduroy Instead of bongo jeans She's a preppie girl Who rules the fashion world She's a preppie girl Makes me wanna hurl Fucking preppie girl Walks to church on sunday with her bottle in her hand Wishing she was a rebel that could terrorize the land Whose that standing so close to her Holding her preppie hand Maybe it is a running back or just a preppie man She's a preppie girl Who rules the fashion world She's a preppie girl Makes me wanna hurl Fucking preppie girl She's got a senior boyfriend Well that bitch is just fifteen Will she lose, will she lose, will she lose Her virginity Well he takes her out on prom night and he shows her a good time Will he be in her pants by nine? She's a preppie girl Who rules the fashion world She's a preppie girl Makes me wanna hurl Fucking preppie girl To you we wish the best of luck In your oh-so preppie life And if you play your cards right You might end up a plumber's wife