Lyrics:

Wayne Gretzky, the only man Id have sex with Wayne Gretzky, Id be intimate with Wayne Gretzky, I think hes kind of sexy Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked Oh I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the great one Oh I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the leagues leading scorer Wayne gretzky, I know he's a married man But maybe, hed be attracted to me Darren Pfeiffer, stupid American boy Wayne gretzky, very handsome canadian man Oh I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the great one Oh I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the leagues leading scorer (yeah, I wonder what it would be like. ah, it'll never happen. It's a pipe dream. Wait a minute, i'm not even gay, i'm married, whatever...) Wayne gretzky, I love you wayne gretzky yeah