Lyrics:

Tilbrook-Jones

Avoiding unwanted social contact
I've got a friend always there for me
An ideal partner when I'm on a work break
Just like a sailor alone on the sea

And I'm not reinventing the wheel
I just like the way that it makes me feel
We're together with missionary zeal every time

I never answer the door or the telephone
If I'm spending my time more fruitfully
I give the impression that I'm really busy
But here I am watching a DVD

And I'm not reinventing the wheel
I just like the way that it makes me feel
We're together with missionary zeal every time, every time

Just me and my little friend 'cause he can see sunshine
When it's raining outside, he can see sunshine

I don't know how long it will take me today
A two-minute wonder or a three-act play

And I'm not reinventing the wheel
I just like the way that it makes me feel
We're together with missionary zeal every time, every time
Every time, every time
Every time, every time
Every time, every time
Every time, every time