Lyrics:

(Randy Newman) Since you're the delegate from Kansas Will you kindly take the floor Now tell us, what is Kansas thinkin' What is Kansas for Kansas is for the farmer We stand behind the little man We need a fire house in Topeka So help us if you can I see the gentleman from Utah Our friendly Beehive State How can we help you, Utah How can we make you great We got to irrigate our deserts We got to get some things to grow We got to tell this country about Utah 'Cause nobody seems to know