Lyrics:

Don't ever laugh
as a Hearse goes by
for you may be the next to die
They wrap you up
in a big white sheet
from your head down to your feet
They put you in a big black box
and cover you up with dirt and rocks
and all goes well
for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak
and the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
they eat the jelly between your toes
A big green worm with rolling eyes
crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
your stomach turns a slimy green
and puss comes out like whipping cream