Who's the artsy anarchist Who's the magic masochist Who's the piggish postulator Who's the anal agitator Who's the heinous plagiarist Who's the sexy satanist Who's the manic masturbator Who's the cryptic constipator Who is who Who the hell are you Do you love me I'm the salt in your wound I'm the fist in your face I'm the thorn in your side The devil in disguise