Lyrics:

[Intro]
*alarm goes off*
*knock at door*
Good morning
*gasp*
*scream*

[Hook]
Micropenis
You have a micropenis
(x4)

[Bridge]
Our hero has reached the end of his journey
But in a way
He is just beginning
Young man
You must use what little power you have left
To conquer the world
And save the princess

[Hook]
Micropenis
You have a micropenis
(x2)