[Verse 1] One morning I woke up Scratched my balls and eyes I looked into the mirror And got a big surprise I don't know who this person is But I've seen his face before A face I don't want to have to face I don't think I like me anymore
[Verse 2] When I run into old friends Their eyes seem to dart away I wish I could remember All the shitty things I say Then one day my best friend said something I'd never heard before You've done so much for me And I love you But I don't like you anymore
[Chorus] Someone lock the door I don't like me anymore And here comes media whore I heard this story twice before I don't like me anymore Pop punks claiming hardcore I don't like me anymore
[Verse 3] Was it something that I've done? Was it something that I've said? Was I having too much fun? Did I dropkick someone's head? I turn on the TV And I don't like what I see There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk And that jerk looks a lot like me
[Chorus] Someone lock the door I don't like me anymore And here comes media whore I heard this story twice before I don't like me anymore Pop punk claiming hardcore I don't like me anymore
[Bridge] Catastrophe uncertain Hit the lights and drop the curtain Organize a mob and rush the door
[Outro] Peel me off the floor I don't like me anymore A burning open sore I don't like me anymore People say they love me Then ask for something more The never-ending story A filibustering bore A pompous dinosaur I don't like me anymore Why does being nice to people Feel like such a chore? I'm paid to be your clown but Feel like anybody's whore A somber fact I wish I could ignore I don't like me anymore