Lyrics:

[Intro]
This is a story of two unbelievably dangerous men with supernatural mind-altering powers who eventually faced each other in war. Telepathic? No. Teledestructive.

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I been known Im unique. As for my gift?
I guess I learned to set it off at 13 (Mind Beams)
Shrunk a bullys head into a jelly bean
By the time I was a teen, I could wink and light a blunt (Mind Beams)
Dont lift a finger, yet Im stompin out punks
I learned my mental powers can hurt or help anyone (Mind Beams)
To some old fuck who never heard a rap song
I can beam him, have him spittin flippin whippin shit like Krayzie Bone (Mind Beams)
With footwork that could kick the King of Pop off his throne

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Wow. Swell stuff. Haha
It all jumped off when I was eight and from another state (Brain Rays)
I could look and concentrate and cook a steak
Ill take the last of that flat Faygo bottle that you find (Brain Rays)
And turn it into a fine, divine wine
Id say my full sign set in at 28 (Brain Rays)
I could tsunami all the water out a lake
I aint even gotta touch a bitch to make her nut (Brain Rays)
Ill make a virgins neden blew out like a sluts, loopy

[Chorus]
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind warp

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
History aint gonna mean shit when I wipe your mind out...
And delete your memory, like what happened (Mind Beams)
A chrome man-, chrome mannequin and got a boogie napkin
How you gonna be respected is the hardest (Mind Beams)
When I make your asshole never stop fartin
All I gotta do is concentrate in full (Mind Beams)
Liquidate your eyeballs and spill em out your skull
Send a asteroid through your forehead through the sky (Mind Beams)
Focus, and make your age triple multiply

[Verse 4: Violent J]
Dont matter. Even as an old man&
Ill turn your ass into a loopy bag of flesh never seen (Brain Rays)
By turnin all your bones into cream
And all the organs in your body: liver, kidney, every gut (Brain Rays)
Ill have em all come shootin out your butt
Set fire to your baby dick and freeze your nuts froze (Brain Rays)
Swell your tongue up so fat, it explodes
Make your dick suck in and flip inside out. Its tucked up (Brain Rays)
So you cant forget you got fucked up by them brain rays

[Chorus]
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind warp
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind warp

[Verse 5: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, together]
Very unimpressive. I heard about what you like to call&
Your brain rays, shootin through them ray ban
And if you gank who, cause them shit is lookin gay, man
Why my sunglasses intrigue you so, who the fuck knows?
Theres only room for one of us around here, so who goes?
I feel your brain rays trying to deflect my mind beams
But you failed to protect the back of your neck behind scenes
I just socked ya, mentally clocked ya
Now you rock a camels hump on your back. Handle that, partna!
If that was creative, I would say it. It wasnt
But check out how your left leg has three feet all of a sudden
Indeed. Aint that some shit. Id be pissed, but it only means more
To kick you in the ass with. Now I hit you with the classic, uh
Your shades fall, now your face small like a baseball
I expected jelly bean size. But saw your tries deflected!
I respect it. You and I and my mini mind, know what I see?
Yes, telepathically, and I do agree
Me and you must take advantage of the damage we cause
If we put our heads together, then the planets ours
Spendin dough, bendin hoes, standin ovations
With just each other, we can be the Head Bust Brothers!

[Chorus]
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind warp
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind warp

[Outro]
Oh goodie. This piece is from way back, Jack. Out of all the B-side releases, this song was too wack for anything, but fuckin perfect for Willabys magic bag of magic turds, you nerds!
Hey, Im not a nerd!
*Punch*
Im a nerd!
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