Lyrics:

A serious man In need of a definitive job He had drunk too much Mandrake anthrax Pro-rae, pro-rae Oloron Tormented tots With Burton weeping His idiot contacts Pro-rae, pro-rae Put your claim into Tempo House Go round there to Tempo House Go round and have a grouse Put your claim into Tempo House Roll the chubby round jowls Roll the chubby round jowls And Burton's weeping His chairs are weeping God damn the pedantic Welsh Pro-rae, pro-rae Put your claim into Tempo House Go round there to Tempo House Go there and have a grouse Put your claim into Tempo House I'd sing