Lyrics:

(Ludd gang, Ludd gang...)
Ports, Jap, fella, missed, film, swiz, quartz, lorry, back, tread, damn, Ludd gang
The housing association
The MacDonald's seat
Have prefixed him on 'frustration'
I'll stick with the gang of one
I'll make a stand with the Ludd Gang
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
Courage my sweet
Courage my sweet
Courage my sweet
It's the quiet like death
It's the choir-ette of death
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
I hate the guts of Shakin' Stevens
For what he has done
The massacre of 'Blue Christmas'
On him I'd like to land one on
But I'll stick with the gang of one

Carve a hole in the rain for ya
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
Courage my sweet
Courage my sweet
Courage my sweet
It's a quiet like death
It's a choir-ette of death
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
Carve a hole in the rain for ya
(The housing association foiled the reign of the rain
For this, MacDonald is truly grateful)
Cab driver asks why I'm not at home with my feet put up
(Campaigns run amok, brick a window, run amok)
Ports, Jap, lorry, back, feather, next, bishops, Ludd gang