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I said shut up Everybody go Cary Grant's wedding Champagne hip hip hooray Thank you folks for coming today How much was the price of the Dodge? Sure it's worth a whole lot more I said go to Cary Grant's wedding All you folks and fools Cary Grant's Wedding All you folks and fools Have been invited to A new-wave personality Stumbles out of the ruins Cos he's been invited to Cary Grant's wedding Buster Keaton he turned up He wasn't a woman He didn't take hallucigens A poor mate for Cary Grant Slaughterer of innocents Add on 30 years And you've got Jake Burns Joe Strummer All you're going to Cary Grant's wedding A new-wave Hollywood Where everybody's good But not great Cary Grant's wedding