Last Thing I Remember i Met The Boys Down At The Jammer we Had A Few Beers, And A Few Shots
i Woke Up The Next Day with Cotton Mouth And A Headache trying To Connect All The Dots
staring Up At The Ceiling i Got That Funny Feeling looked Over And I, I Saw My Ex-Girlfriend
i Felt Like A Fool, And That's When I Knew i'd Been Drinkin' And Dialin' Again
so The Next Time You Think I've Had Too Much To Drink and You Tell Me I Shouldn't Drive Home when You Take My Keys, Oh I'm Begging You Please go On Take My Cell Phone
'cause I Have Been Known after Tying One On To Call Up A Couple Old Friends and Tell Them That I Love Them, Or Maybe Don't Cuss Them when I'm Drinkin' And Dialin' Again
so The Next Time You Think I've Had Too Much To Drink and You Tell Me I Should Not Drive Home oh When You Take My Keys, Oh I'm Begging You Please go On Take My Cell Phone
if You've Ever Heard, Me Slurring My Words on Your Voicemail Around 4 A.m. you'll Have To Forgive Me, And Blame It On The Whiskey i Was Drinkin' And Dialin' Again