Well It took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates I saw her mustang And my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in barehanded She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do She kissed him while I got a beer She didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex girlfriend I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk She came across kinda cheap to me But hey hows that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl To step up to the plate I wanna Pitch Little Bitch Well those pretty girls can play their game But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend Well I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath I Didn't give it a second thought to being thrown in jail Well baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail And I was mad as hell Well those pretty girls they're all the same But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend AstraLyrics