Lyrics:

WHOOO HOO
Cindy and Scott are newley-weds
WHOOP-EE-DOO

he loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here)
and he loves somebody else -
You just can't win.
And so it goes until the day you die.
This thing they call love,
its gonna make you cryyy I hate you.

I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks.
One thing's for suurre...

Love stinks
Love stinks...yeah yeah...
Love stinks!
Love stinks! Yeah yeah...
Love Stinks
Love stinks! Yeah yeah...
LOOOVE stinks! yeah yeah

(adam gets punched out)