Lyrics:

nine-tenths of a gig
biggest ever seen
god this programs big
m-s word 15
comes on 10 c-ds
and requires dam
word is fine but geeze 50 megs of ram
oh microsoft microsoft wellfare all the way
i sat here installing word since breakfast yesterday
oh microsoft microsoft moderation please
guess you hadn't noticed, 4-gig drives don't grow on treeeeees!