Lyrics:

Why?
Why?
Why?

Hey, Daddy, I smack these hoes
Stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my diaper everywhere I go
Like to hop-hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants and now it's runny
I go, 'Uh-uh,' you think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money

(Jeffy) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, don't do that) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, eat your green beans) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, don't poop your pants) Why? Why?

Cat piano solo!
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
(Ah, Jeffy, stop it!)
Why?

Got a helmet on top of my head
Spanked my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead
It's ten o'clock, and I'm ready for bed

Hey, Daddy, I just, uh
Showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm going to bed
See, I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed