Lyrics:

Once a boy named Mr. Me
Bemoaned a great regret:
'I've floundered in the misty sea, but can't abide its mystery
I wound up sad, you bet'

So onward go and Edward Ho
Into the bounding main
Enjoy the show, look out below, but mind the misty sea
Or end up sad like Mr. Me

He ended up sad, he ended up sad
He ended up really, really, really sad
He ended up sad, he ended up sad
He ended up really, really, really sad

So take the hand of Mr. Me
And mister, make him glad
To swim the Mr. Misty Sea and cease the Mr. Mystery
That mister, made him sad

He ended up sad, he ended up sad
He ended up really, really, really sad
He ended up sad, he ended up sad
He ended up really, really, really sad

He ended up sad, he ended up sad
He ended up really, really, really sad
He ended up sad, he ended up sad
He ended up really, really, really sad