Lyrics:

Have you read any good telephone books lately? If you ain't, let me recommend one I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times If you don't know any last names, it ain't much fun Readin' that Tulsa Telephone Book Can drive a man insane Especially if that girl you're lookin' for Has no last name I've got to find her and tell her That I don't want our love to end So I'm readin' that Tulsa Telephone Book again I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything going She lived in Tulsa and didn't have anyting on She said 'My name's Juanita' I said 'My name's J.B.' I awoke the very next morning, and she was gone All the Tulsa operators know my voice know They've got to know just how long I've been alone If you meet a girl named Juanita with some ribbons in her hair Could you tell her that she's wanted on the phone? Readin' that Tulsa Telephone Book Can drive a guy insane Especially if that girl you're lookin' for Has no last name I've got to find her and tell her That I don't want our love to end So I'm readin' that Tulsa Telephone Book again So I'm readin' that Tulsa Telephone Book again