Lyrics:

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

she's as skinny as a stick of macaronie.

Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on

she's not very fat, just skin and bone.

but I love her, and she loves me

oh how happy now we can be

makin' love underneath the appletree...



Well I told her mama and her papa too,

just exactly what I wanna do

I wanna get married on a night in June

and rock n roll by the light of the silvery moon

Cause I love her, and she loves me

oh how happy now we can be

makin love undernesth the appletree...



She's my one and only, she's my hearts desire

she's a real upseter she's a real life wire,

Everybody turns when my baby walks by

she's something to see, she really catches the eye

That's why I love her, and she loves me

oh how happy now we can be

makin' love underneatn the appletree.....