Lyrics:

A rocking tribute to Gaius Julius Caesar, released as the second single off of Ballbreaker.
He be the count of Monte Cristo
Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new Reich

Keeps lickin' all the honey
Chewin' up the fat he rakes
Instead of sendin' to the lions
They cover him with praise

All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up
Rockin' up the Richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go
The senators rehearse the tale

Starrin' in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up, comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the back

All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail


Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the Richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go
As the senators rehearse the tale
Watch out, Caesar
Watch out, Caesar
I said 'hail'
I said 'hail'
I said 'hail'
I said 'hail'
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail

Hail
Hail
Hail

All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail

You need eyes in the back of your head, boy
Or you're dead