Lyrics:

(Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick-up truck in the driveway
With a sticker on the window, 'Rest in Peace #3'
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
Seven pounds of make-up just to hide her beat-up face
Such a pretty face

It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your ass
(Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)

You tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too
Overcompensating, for your small shoes
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?

Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
(With his fists of fury)
With his trusty nun-
Chuck Norris is still alive
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
All the dudes from Danger Danger
Let's get the A-Team, 50-Cent with his bling-bling
And a couple of prison guards (Somebody get a rope... Yeah, how bout it, man)

It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
You're such a tough guy, I can't wait to bring you down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your ass

(99 biker friends)
I hope that you can run fast
(99 biker friends)
Start running now
(99 biker friends)
We're gonna kick your ass!