Lyrics:

'I don't belong here'
Said old Tessa out loud
'Easy, love
There's the safe way home'

Thankful for her fine fair discount
Tess co-operates
Still alone in o-hell-o
See the deadly nightshade grow

(ENGLISH RIBS OF BEEF CUT DOWN TO 47P LB
PEEK FREANS FAMILY ASSORTED FROM 17 1/2P
TO 12P
FAIRY LIQUID GIANT - SLASHED FROM 20P
TO 17 1/2P
TABLE JELLYS AT 4P EACH
ANCHOR BUTTER DOWN TO 11P FOR A 1/2P
BIRD'S EYE DAIRY CREAM SPONGE ON OFFER
THIS WEEK.)

It's scrambled eggs