Lyrics:

Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy, too
The garbage man!

Oh, the garbage man can!
The garbage man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you

Who can take this diaper?

I don't mind at all

Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The garbage man!

Yes, the garbage man can!

The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easy-going
They mop up when you're overflowing

And tell you when your arse is showing

Who can

Who can

Who can

Who can

The garbage man can

'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!

He cleans the world for you!