Lyrics:

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2) Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2) One of them blowing a big spit bubble Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble Head on collision bodies everywhere Head on collision retards beware Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)