Lyrics:

“Dagenham Dave” was released as the lead single off of Southpaw Grammar.
Head in the clouds, and a mouthful of pie
Head in a blouse, everybody loves him
I see why

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

'I love Karen, I love Sharon' on the windowscreen
With never the need to fight or to question a single thing

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave

He'd love to touch, he's afraid that he might self-combust
I could say more, but you get the general idea

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham, Dagenham
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, oh
Dave, oh Dagenham, Dagenham, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dave, oh, Dave, oh, Dave, oh, Dave, oh