Lyrics:

It's the same ride and the same train
Sat here smelling like you
They call them Scots for a reason, darling
They call me an idiot too

I think it must be the soap you use
It stays with me all day
We don't even bother pretending now
There's plenty to suck but there's nothing to say

So thanks for having me
And your outstanding hospitality
And as far as I can see
This is a much better way to be
'Cause at least it gives us something to do
You do me and I'll do you
And when no one else is taking the bait
It's easy to forget our mutual hate