Lyrics:

STRETCH DUUUDE! And Clobber Girl!
He's a human rubber band, and she's the hulk in pearls!
He's A limber Lad! She's a powerful lass!
He'll wring your neck, and she'll kick your ass!
They're Strech duude! And Clobber Girl! Stretch dude...Clobber Girl!
Stretch Dude! Tonight's episode--Enter The Collector!
(quiet while saying 'Tonight's episode'), Clobber Girl!