Lyrics:

Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls
He's a limber lad! She's a powerful lass!
He'll wring your neck and she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl
Stretch Dude, Clobber Girl
Stretch Dude, Clobber Girl
Stretch Dude!