Lyrics:

Hey, Ho. Stop by Moe's! Hey Ho. Stop by Moe's! We got booze and TV, and get away from our wives. Luckily our wives don't wear metal knives. I'm o' stupid. But not like Cupid. I'm a athletic when it comes to Moe's. Man, Man, Man, Man, It's like booze vs. beer. Take 'em to your stomach, you'll never fear... so welcome to Moe's!!! Do'h!