Lyrics:

Through A Long And Sleepless Night / I Thought Upon The Jury's Plight
if What Is Wrong Can Feel So Right / Then Life's No Longer Black And
white
it's Four O'clock And All's Not Well / In My Private Circle Of Hell
i Contemplate My Navel Hair / And Slowly Slide Into Despair
this Rut Has Fast Become A Trench / This Smell Has Turned Into The
stench
of Rotten Dreams And Stale Ideals / The Past Is Snapping At My Heels
oh Danny Boy The Pipes Are Blocked / With Bedtime Blues And Future Shock
i Know The Best Is Yet To Come / But Does It Always Take This Long
i Can Put On The Perfume, Even Wear The Dress Sometimes
but I Will Always Be The Bridegroom And Never The Bride
you Deserve To Be Horse-Whipped / But I've No Horse That Joke's So Shit
and Whips Would Only Make It Worse / Don't Tempt The Lonely And Perverse
the Casualties Of Casual Sex / The Child Of Three With X-Ray Specs
the Conman Low In Self-Esteem / The Casanova In Your Dreams
i'll Scream And Scream And Scream Until / I've Made Myself Critically
ill
in Hospital In Case You're There / In Uniform, Intensive Care
i Know You'll Be The Death Of Me / But What A Cool Death That Would Be
i'd Rather Die Than Be Deprived / Of Wonderbras And Thunder Thighs
i Can Put On The Perfume, Even Wear The Dress Sometimes
but I Will Always Be The Bridegroom And Never The Bride
bored Of Normality Why Not Go Daft / It's Easy To Do If You Try
slide Right Back Down That Self-Confident Path / You've Just So
laboriously Climbed
pickle Your Liver And Addle Your Brain / Live The Bohemian Life
die Young And Penniless Somewhere In Spain / Then Again You Could Try
just To Live Your Own Life
in The Way That You Find Most Amusing / I Don't Really Care!
i Can Put On The Perfume, Even Wear The Dress Sometimes
but I Will Always Be The Bridegroom And I Will Never Be The Bride
never Be The Bride