Lyrics:

I sang this next song as a duet with my good buddy Miss Natalie Maines
To my wife's band, the Dixie chicks
And we usually get a couple of volunteers from the audience
To come up here and sing this song with us
Sometimes they can sing, sometimes they can't
But you know it really don't make a shit, it's the thought that counts
Well, you are still here, and I am still here
And whether I ever loved you is not perfectly clear
You went a semester to South West Texas State
But the freshmen 15 you gained killed all your dates
I guess I still love you, if I ever did
And I can see myself having a couple of kids
And we will get by for the rest of our lives, everybody
So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe for the folks, don't you know?
Keep your dogs in the truck 'til you leave
We got some Wieners and buns when the brisket's all gone
And our wedding in suburban Seguin
Take it, girl
Well, I am still here and you are still here
Whether I ever loved you is not perfectly clear
Though weight's not an issue, you have gained more
And when I said, 'I do,' well, I slammed all the doors
To a future where I could see Paris in the spring
And I wasn't prepared for the weight of this ring
But we will get by for the rest of our lives
Y'all give them a hand, huh
So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe for the folks, don't you know?
Keep your dogs in the truck 'til you leave
We got some Wieners and buns when the brisket's all gone
And our wedding in suburban Seguin
Thank you lady

So play some old BTO for our friends, don't you know?
Keep your dogs in the truck 'til you leave
Get out the Wieners and buns 'cause the brisket's all gone
At our wedding in suburban Seguin
I said, I love you in suburban Seguin, guin
Now let's make love
Thank you all