Lyrics:

Hello, how nice of you to come
Please have a seat we've just begun
I'll introduce you to the staff
This Lady here is AR
She's gonna turn you into stars
And she can help you with your lyrics

Oh, how I wish I was a star
I played the drums and the guitar
But I was not born with the gift
You're gonna find a large amount
On your account

Stay with us until we say goodbye

Let's put one gold disc on the wall
And hang the others in the hall
This time you've really made us happy
We hit the charts at no. 3
And we went gold the second week,
Now there is nothing that can stop you

Oh, how I wish I was a star
I played the drums and the guitar
But I was not born with the gift
You're gonna find a large amount
On your account

Stay with us until we say goodbye

This information's secondhand,
We have a problem with your band,
I overhearded in the mensroom
There is a possibility
We have to change what we agreed
But that's a thing between our lawyers
You've lost the power to succeéd
no more free rides in limousines
You've got to realise your limits

Oh, how I wish I was a star
I played the drums and the guitar
But I was not born with the gift
You're gonna find a large amount
On your account
You're gonna find a large amount
On your account

Stay with us until we say goodbye...