Lyrics:

A brand new day to face this dark world
a brand new day to hit the floor
i know who to ask to get what i want
i'm not abashed, i did it before
my daughter's laying passed out on the couch
i'm fucking proud, she's only 10 years old
maybe someday i'll write a book about
'if i were you i'd hate me too'
wish me a heartache
i won't let go
s u doublef e r
teach me what to do
i spit on you
s u doublef e r

i'm not a dumpfuck
i simply suck
try to disabuse me
good luck
the statics lie, i'm not an antisocial
well, but i'm not a dumpfuck
my girlfriend's laying bloody & raped on the couch
i'm fucking proud she's 15 years old
maybe someday i'll write a book about me called
'if i were you i'd hate me too'