Lyrics:

I took my woman down to the local depot
From there to anywhere if you want to you can go
I said now pretty mamma I've had myself enough
Of your fussing and your fighting and it's sure going to get rough

I got the train sitting waiting
Leaving right on time
So if you want to go, better get aboard
But you be the one to make up your mind

I've tried to love you woman every way I know how
But you keep on a nagging and I've had it starting now
If you don't like the way you're living you know what you can do
Said the trains sitting there it's a big black choo-choo


Well, I looked up at the schedule and it said nine thirteen
The central is a leaving all the lights are turning green
The whistle is a blowing here's your ticket and your pass
The door is open wide so don't let your coat tail drag